The Purchasing a Pig Episode

Canada Chris is missing England. It's all about the bacon really.

Mr Smash explains the back story to why there's been an absence.

Obviously, he doesn't really want to go on about it too much.

And Sue Ryder returns just as we're about to head off to Zambia again - this time it's with an ode to 'Not Wrestling'.

Doctor of Human Genetics, Louise Harewood, returns to eat a Kit Kat and tells us what she thinks, while an acupuncturist leaves something out of Mr Smash's brown bag of yucky herbal medicine.

Meanwhile there's a broken arm, a father waiting to be answered and Steve Tierney surrenders as much of his dignity as possible as he tries to introduce his new son to the Smashcast listeners. Also, listen out for the Fifth Beatle Forecast.

It's all rather smashilicious.

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The McRoad Trip Episode Part II

The trip continues. From Aberdeen to Inverness to Drumnadrochit on the shores of Loch Ness to Fort Augustus to Plockton to Ullapool to Thurso and Scrabster to Orkney's Stromness and Kirkwall to John O'Groats where the two bottles of Grolsch were to be finally cracked open. Including: You Stag. Smashnav. Raw unaldulterated nature. Too much Lucozade for Steve again as he watches Sheep pass. Hairy coos. Fighting Latvian Fishermen. Random Ceilidhs. Steve Sings. Lazy Smash. And so much more. This mp3 file contains pictures.

Resting on the Ring of Brodgar

Hairy Coo

The Smashcast Book of Records Episode

Auld Lang Syne. Thora Hird conversational faux pas. Lest we forget those who have passed, it could be embarrassing. Hopes for the New Year? Going down the river. Nipple Hair. Most Pierced woman. Barking Beatles. Celebrity Big Brother. Football and bosoms. Welshman Gwyn Walters Ecology Today. Ricky Gervais Podcast.